National Security

We detected some primitive spying devices used by Homo sapiens researchers. The devices consist of cheap glass slides on which the DNA of our martyrs is printed. After bribing some of our finest bacteria by growing them in rich nutrients, they torture them, kill them, extract their guts, label them, and use them to unfold our genetic secrets. Homo sapiens are willing to pay at least $200 per what they call “MICROARRAY CHIPS”. We must stop them and we will prevail!